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jeepjeep
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Please post funny jokes guys!
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goldenfalcon123
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Ok, here it goes...
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Three people were arising into heaven. The angel asked them, "How did you three die?"
The first man said: "Oh, I was driving my truck when I looked up and saw a refrigerator and a man falling onto my truck so I died."
The second man said,"Well, I was returning home to my bungalow. I pressed the 10 button as it was where my house was. I was shocked to see my house gate open. I stepped in and saw all my valuables were missing. I was so depressed that I wanted to commit suicide. So I threw my fridge and jumped out, too. Right before I landed, my fridge fell onto a truck and the driver died."
The third man said,"I was very poor back then. I walked around till' I saw this HUGE bungalow and pressed the 10 button as it was my favourite number. I saw one of the doors ajar so I decided to steal all the valuable items. Next thing I knew it, the owner was returning home. I quickly hid in the fridge. I heard a falling noise so I died."
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Funny?
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jeepjeep
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Cool joke...because of that you are the Cranky Club Champion for this week! Congrats!
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goldenfalcon123
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WOOT! I'm the champ!
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jeepjeep
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What is the wife of number 1?
ans: number 3 cuz number 2 is the son.
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jeepjeep
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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper
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jeepjeep
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
TOAD
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jeepjeep
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What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.
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jeepjeep
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Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie
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