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coolkid005
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7 Nov 2009 08:17
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TEACHER : convert this to future tense " I KILLED A PERSON"
STUDENt : you will be jailed
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coolkid005
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7 Nov 2009 08:17
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Teacher to Joe : What is the future tense of "Ram is hitting Rahim? "
Joe: Rahim will cry.
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coolkid005
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7 Nov 2009 08:23
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what is the only similarity between orange and potato ?
ans - both of then are not a banana
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coolkid005
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7 Nov 2009 08:24
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What do you get from a shivering cow ?
A : Milk shake
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coolkid005
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9 Nov 2009 10:43
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What's the last thing you take off before going to sleep?
Answer : Your feet off the floor!
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coolkid005
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9 Nov 2009 10:45
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Teacher: jake ,how many bones do you have in your body ?
Jake : 207.
Teacher: wrong, you have only 206.
Jake : yes but I swallowed a chicken bone at lunch.
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coolkid005
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9 Nov 2009 10:54
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A man : I wanna return this flute.
Shopkeeper : But why?
Man : Can't you see there are holes in it.
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coolkid005
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9 Nov 2009 10:58
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Teacher: Today's children are tomorrow's voters.
Manu: Its
not
possible ma'am
Teacher: Why ?
Manu: How will we turn 18 in one day?
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coolkid005
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9 Nov 2009 11:01
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Rita : If you have 2 apples and the boy next to you takes one apple what will you have
Raju : A fight
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coolkid005
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9 Nov 2009 11:06
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Boy : Mom one of my friend is coming home today ....hide all the toys .
Mom : Son is your friend a thief ?
Boy : He is not a thief . He might recogonise his toys .
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