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coolkid005
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Posted on: 7 Nov 2009 08:17
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TEACHER : convert this to future tense " I KILLED A PERSON"

STUDENt : you will be jailed 
coolkid005
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Posted on: 7 Nov 2009 08:17
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Teacher to Joe : What is the future tense of "Ram is hitting Rahim? "


Joe: Rahim will cry.  
coolkid005
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Posted on: 7 Nov 2009 08:23
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what is the only similarity between orange and potato ?

ans - both of then are not a banana 
coolkid005
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Posted on: 7 Nov 2009 08:24
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What do you get from a shivering cow ?

A : Milk shake Very Happy 
coolkid005
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Posted on: 9 Nov 2009 10:43
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What's the last thing you take off before going to sleep?

Answer : Your feet off the floor! 
coolkid005
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Posted on: 9 Nov 2009 10:45
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Teacher: jake ,how many bones do you have in your body ?

Jake : 207.

Teacher: wrong, you have only 206.

Jake : yes but I swallowed a chicken bone at lunch.  
coolkid005
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Posted on: 9 Nov 2009 10:54
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A man : I wanna return this flute.

Shopkeeper : But why?

Man : Can't you see there are holes in it.  
coolkid005
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Posted on: 9 Nov 2009 10:58
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Teacher: Today's children are tomorrow's voters.

Manu: Its not possible ma'am

Teacher: Why ?

Manu: How will we turn 18 in one day?  
coolkid005
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Posted on: 9 Nov 2009 11:01
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Rita : If you have 2 apples and the boy next to you takes one apple what will you have

Raju : A fight  
coolkid005
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Posted on: 9 Nov 2009 11:06
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Boy : Mom one of my friend is coming home today ....hide all the toys .

Mom : Son is your friend a thief ?

Boy : He is not a thief . He might recogonise his toys .

Laughing 
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